"A win-win Situation"

Could you imagine a world renowned clothing company paying you to immediately stop wearing their clothing, because you are creating the wrong impression for their brand... uhmmm awkward.. Well, it just so happens that Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino recieved that news the other day.  That’s right, the apparel chain known for it racy ads and half-naked models thinks an MTV reality star known for being nearly naked is damaging its reputation. The retailer is actually offering to pay Sorrentino to take off their clothes....
The iconic clothing brand released this statement:

“We are deeply concerned that Mr. Sorrentino’s association with our brand could cause significant damage to our image.  We understand that the show is for entertainment purposes, but believe this association is contrary to the aspirational nature of our brand, and may be distressing to many of our fans. We have therefore offered a substantial payment to Michael ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino and the producers of MTV’s The Jersey Shore to have the character wear an alternate brand.  We have also extended this offer to other members of the cast, and are urgently waiting a response.”

Well that has got to be awkward.. I wonder what the replacement brand will be? And seriously, what will all the grenades that Mike brings home wear to bed??!!